The Levine Machine

Newest article for Heavy. See why the people of Cleveland are going to vote for Obama!

SPOILER ALERT! It’s because Obama will give everyone a free phone!

http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2012/09/watch-crazy-lady-claims-obama-gave-minorities-a-free-obamaphone/

Epic Poop.

Law and Order: SVU marathon on TV right now. No work will be getting done today. Detective Olivia and Elliot, take me on a Justice quest!

Having a really bad day. Making this photoshop cheered me up.

You guys all gotta check out “One Direction”. They are gonna be stars.

Vacation. (Taken with instagram)

When did Yeshiva University hire Colonel Sanders?

KONY 2012!

This is the 1st installment of The Punny Bunny presents: Armaged-LIN, a blog series devoted to Rabbits who love basketball, are more sophisticated and have mature sense of humor.

I present to you “I bless the rain down LIN Africa”.

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I also want to point out that Kim Jong-un and Kim Jong-il probably have a very similar relationship to Dr. Evil and Scott.