The Levine Machine

“If I wanted those reports next week I woulda said ‘next week’ on the email to corporate! Do you know what the word deadline means!?” 

Finally got an office phone.

I have officially decorated my office.

This duck came to our office today. Supposedly this duck is endangered. This is the picture I drew of this duck to make sure my children and children’s children have evidence that this beautiful creature once roamed this earth.

I deserve an Oscar.

Gonna be releasing a new article next week. This is your sneak peek.

Bro Jackson.

oldtimefamilybaseball:

Tonight, with his vibranium bat in hand, David Wright continued his hot streak in the WBC with two hits and 5 RBI. He’s now driven in 9 of the USA’s 24 runs in the tournament. 

And while the stars and stripes may seem a little old fashioned, as a great man once said, people might just need a little old fashioned. Also, David Wright’s tongue.

Sadly, the Netherlands lost to Japan (though that was just to determine final seeding) and Italy lost a tight game with the Dominican Republic forcing the upstart Italian club into an elimination game with Puerto Rico tomorrow night. 

(image by the grand Jay Tuohey/@TheRoar_24)

David Wright.

Thought I would lend some perspective to the hype behind Mariano Rivera retiring.

This is the funniest thing on my computer not because of content but because I have no recollection of making it. This means I probably made this during one of my Nyquil highs over the past few nights.