The Levine Machine

Are you ready to take a ride on the Levine Machine?

Posted 9 months ago
I think all of us were at least this excited when NASA reached mars.
- Errmahgerd
- Gersbermps
- Mars
- Mers
- NASA
- NERSER
- CERIERSERTY
- Curisoty
- Bobak Ferdowski
- BERBERK FERDERSKER
- USA
- Comedy
- meme
- funny
- Eitan Levine
- mean girls
- freedom
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Posted 9 months ago
Hippos hate the paparazzi.
- hippo
- pygym hippo
- lettuce
- celebrities
- paparazzi
- quidditch
- mean girls
- comedy
- meme
- AMERICA
- olympics
- USA
- freedom
- chic-fil-a
- Chipotle
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Posted 9 months ago
Live from inside Metlife stadium at the Siym Hashas
- Siyum Hashas
- Jews
- Talmud
- gemara
- Hassidum
- Freedom
- NJ Trunpike
Posted 9 months ago
I just found out about the whole Obama “you didn’t build that” thing. I now submit my entry to the meme machine.
- Freedom
- Hussein
- New York Mets
- Obama
- clinton
- comedy
- eitan levine
- gore
- liberty
- meme
- politics
- romney
- you didnt build that
- mean girls
Posted 10 months ago
Hot Dogs. Video Games. Indoor Plumbing. Iron Man. Randy Savage. Bill Pulman. Internet. Arizona Ice Tea. North Dakota. America.

Happy 4th of July everybody!!!
- Hot Dogs
- Video Games
- indoor Plumbing
- Iron Man
- Rnady Savage
- Bill Pulman
- Internet
- Arizona Ice Tea
- North Dakota
- America
- 4th of July
- Freedom
- Liberty
- Justice
- condoleeza rice
- Eitan Levine
- Comedy
- Meme
- Quidditch
- mean Girls
Posted 10 months ago
Epic Poop.
- Game of Thrones
- Chipotle
- Mean Girls
- epic poop
- quidditch
- brace yourselves
- meme
- comedy
- eitan levine
- freedom
- hope
- july 4th
- merica
- 7
Posted 10 months ago
I made this. I have never been prouder of myself.
- Drunk baby
- meme
- comedy
- love
- freedom
- diapers
- justice
- I hardly know her!
- eitan levine
- mean girls
- quidditch
- GLEN COCO
- yolo
- Bro-Lo
- FloJo
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Posted 10 months ago
Big ups to my friend Avi Schwartz on creating the lyrics for this GEM!!

UPDATE! Apparently Avi J saw this on Twitter somewhere.
- Glen Coco
- comedy
- mean girls
- your go glen coco
- 4 for you glen coco
- lindsay lohan
- gretchen weiners
- justice
- freedom
- america
- DVDs
- eitan levine
- quidditch
- 93
Posted 1 year ago
You guys all gotta check out “One Direction”. They are gonna be stars.
- One Direction
- Eitan Levine
- comedy
- quidditch
- Steve Buschemi
- kardashians
- Kim Jong Il
- hope
- love
- freedom
- women
- SEX
- stayin' in School
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Posted 1 year ago
This is the 8th installment of “The Punny Bunny”, a blog series devoted to Rabbits with a more sophisticated and mature sense of humor. For the next couple of days the Punny Bunny will be pitching new shows to AMC. The first show he pitched is “The Walken Dead”.

Also! Check out my newest Vlog post here!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd79mlqEuqg&list=UUuzvwA-URlLuOewpBK11Deg&feature=plcp
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