The Levine Machine
Are you ready to take a ride on the Levine Machine?
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Me and my fantasy football opponent this past week. A sound 155-147 victory.
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Article I just wrote for Heavy.com about tennis’ brightest young star star named after something you buy at the bargain bin of the clothing section of a Walmart, Jack Sock.
http://www.heavy.com/news/2012/08/jack-sock-top-10-facts-you-need-to-know/
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Snuck on board, Hope NASA isn’t pissed. I’m just making sure that “Transformers” doesn’t happen in real life.
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Inspired by a facebook comment by Alex Jaffe.
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CONFIRMED! Gonna be hosting the first ever “Sports! Live!” on October 16th at 7pm at The Peoples Improv Theater!
Love Sports? Love Comedy? Hate ESPN?
If you answered “HELLZ YES” to any of those questions then we’ve got a show for you. Join Eitan “THE MAN” Levine and his panel of the NYC’s biggest comics/sports junkies as they talk about what’s happening in the sports world today. You name it, they’ve got it covered.
The New York Mets? COVERED! Peyton Manning? COVERED! OJ Simpson? GUILTY!
So what are you waiting for? Grab a brewski, pop open a bag of nachos and throw on your favorite Mark Sanchez jersey then head down to the PIT underground for “Sports! Live!”
Keep in mind, If you don’t go then all of your friends will all call you a woman.
Check out the URL here! http://goo.gl/OfuLE -
Hippos hate the paparazzi.
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3am. Law and Order marathon. Sleep will not happen tonight.
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Hot Dogs. Video Games. Indoor Plumbing. Iron Man. Randy Savage. Bill Pulman. Internet. Arizona Ice Tea. North Dakota. America.
Happy 4th of July everybody!!!
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Big ups to my friend Avi Schwartz on creating the lyrics for this GEM!!
UPDATE! Apparently Avi J saw this on Twitter somewhere.
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I feel like Hipsters use $2 bills a lot.
