Tube Snake Boogie
Pok Pok Ny
The River Caf
Sharp Dressed Man
Delaware and Hudson
*innocently walking down street, I reach into my pocket looking for my phone, I pull out what I think is my phone but is actually a copy of U2’s newest album. I look around me*
Me- “WHO DID THIS!?!?!”
Bono- “YOU JUST GOT BONO’d!”
*I turn around to see Bono flying off in a tiny helicopter.*
Scene from “Bad Judge”:
Kate Walsh- “Gavel Gavel Gavel!”
Bailiff- “Ma’am, you’re suppose to use the gavel instead of just yelling the word ‘gavel’”
Kate Walsh- “I didn’t know that, I guess I’m a Bad Judge”
*Kate Walsh looks at camera for 30 seconds until commercial break.*
Article I wrote for Buzzfeed a few weeks back about ABC on NBC
A to Z: Where are the Cast Members Now
Bud Light Commercial Specc:
INT. Trendy Bar
2 guys walk over to waitress.
Man 1- “Can I get a bud light?”
Waitress- “Let me check”
Waitress bends down to open mini fridge. We look into the fridge and see two climbers climbing the arctic tundra. They are on the side of the mountain and it is a strong wind. They come across an ice wall full of bud light. They start to saw into the ice. They get a few cold bud lights out of the ice and then an explosion happens. They look around to see that rival climbers have set off an explosion directly above them. The snow settles and we see that Climber 1 is impaled by the ice.
Climber 1- “Dude! You need to go!”
Climber 2- “I’m not leaving you!”
Climber 1- “Don’t be crazy! The aftershock will happen any moment. It will kill us both. Here, take this.”
Climber 1 hands Climber 2 a gold pocket watch.
Climber 1- “Give this to Javier. Tell him papa is going to the great football field in the sky.”
Climber 2- “I’ll never forget you.”
Climber 1- “Go! Quickly!”
Climber 1 starts to run away as the wall of snow and ice begins to fall behind him. He reaches the cliff and jumps. He makes it on to the ledge. He turns back and faces the location where Climber 1 has surely died.
Climber 1- “Tonight, the white snow runs red with the blood of heroes.”
He turns around and takes the bud lights out of his bag and put them into the mini fridge. The waitress takes them out and hands them to the customers.
Man 1- “Someone call the party police!”
Waitress- “They’re on vacation!”
The customers high-5.